Ohana Slime Company
Teenage Slime Bag slime
Teenage Slime Bag slime
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Low stock: 10 left
Size: 6oz
Texture: white glue moderately packed with perlite chunks and lava rocks *not for sensitive hands*
Scent: dirt
Add Ins: none
Level: Intermediate
Inspired by:
Teenage Dirt Bag by Wheatus
Her name is Noelle
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh, how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me, ooh
Her boyfriend's a dick
And he brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an IROC
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me
'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me, ooh
Oh, yeah, dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missin'
Oh, yeah, dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missin'
Man, I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely
Lo and behold
She's walkin' over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you
Oh, yeah, dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missin'
Oh, yeah, dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missin'...
**All orders are shipped out every Friday. All orders made after Wednesday will go out the following Friday.
** Shake body sprays well before using
** Old restock slimes may need activator upon opening.
**Slimes do not automatically come with borax and/or activator. Please add it to your cart if it's needed.
** Please make sure you read through everything on the "Important Stuff" page. It's important!
**Slimes may include with glue, borax, fragrance oils, foaming hand soap, vegetable glycerin, contact lens solution, shaving cream, instant snow, fake plastic snow, polymer resin, air dry clay, mica pigments, liquid watercolor, acrylic paint, sand, aloe vera, lotion (scented and unscented), PVA powder, lava rocks, pebbles, glitter,
**Slime is NOT EDIBLE! Please do not eat it.
Materials
Materials
This item may contain borax, glue, baby oil, glycerin, lotion, instant snow, cosmetic pigments, fragrances, air dry clay, and Fimo slices.
*Please note that some charms added to the slime may bleed, causing a slight color alteration, but this will not affect the texture.
**The color of the slimes may differ slightly from the picture due to variations in lighting or monitor settings."
Cancellation and Refund Policy
Cancellation and Refund Policy
No Cancellation and Refund Policy:
Once an order is placed, it cannot be cancelled, and no refunds will be provided. We encourage customers to review their orders carefully before completing their purchase. Exceptions to this policy may apply in cases of product defects or shipping errors. Please contact our customer service team for assistance in such situations.
Dimensions
Dimensions
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Please remember to wash your hands before and after each use.
Slime may arrive sticky due to variations in climate, but this can be easily remedied with slime activator.
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Cancellation and Refund Policy:
No Cancellation and Refund Policy:
Once an order is placed, it cannot be cancelled, and no refunds will be provided. We encourage customers to review their orders carefully before completing their purchase. Exceptions to this policy may apply in cases of product defects or shipping errors. Please contact our customer service team for assistance in such situations. -
Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions or concerns.
ohanaslimecompany@gmail.com